Quotes on Love
"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."
H. L. Mencken
"'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents."
Franklin P. Jones
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
"The chief is inclined to believe that a crossed wife might be the cause of the fire."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though i'd stepped in it a few times."
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"