Quotes on Love

George Burns

"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."

H. L. Mencken

"'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents."

Franklin P. Jones

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."

Mickey Rooney

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

Leo Rosten

"The chief is inclined to believe that a crossed wife might be the cause of the fire."

Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though i'd stepped in it a few times."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Lily Tomlin

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"