Quotes on Money
"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you are talking real money."
"Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
"Drive-in banks give cars a chance to see what their real owners look like."
"If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it."
"Money talks, but it seldom gives itself away."
"Economy gives you the biggest size in toothpaste and the smallest seat on an airplane."
"Save a penny here, a dime there and a couple of nickels and pretty soon you'll have enough to buy a postage stamp."
"Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms."
"These days two can live as cheaply as one large family used to."
"It's amazing how fast "later" comes after you "buy now"."
"If all the financial experts in this country were laid end to end, they'd still point in all directions."
"Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up."
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
"Money has no taste."
"Never trust a dollar store bag."
"Investment finance definition: "Contingent Liability", train wreck waiting to happen."
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
"We are not rich by what we possess but rather by what we can do without."
John Maynard Keynes
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
Alfred A. Knopf
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
William McChesney Martin
"The job of the Federal Reserve is to take away the punch bowl just when the party gets going."
Laurence J. Peter
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
Robert W. Sarnoff
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means."