Quotes on Definitions
"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
"That depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
"A good answer is what you think of later."
"Artist's model: attireless worker."
"Artist's model: someone who makes a bare living."
"A careful driver is one who sees the driver ahead get caught."
W. C. Fields
"Horse sense is the thing that a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
Martin H. Fischer
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking."
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
"Adults are obsolete children."
"SUV's: booster seats for adults."
"A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist."
"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come."
"The word "meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless."
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
"An expert is a person who avoids small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy."
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."