Quotes on Work
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?"
"Opportunity isn't always recognized because it sometimes comes dressed in work clothes."
"The trouble with owning your own home is that, no matter where you sit, it seems you're looking at something you should be doing."
"When someone wins an argument with the boss, the argument isn't really over."
"Tomorrow is a great labor-saving device."
John Kenneth Galbraith
"Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
"Nothing is as irratating as the chap who chats pleasantly to you while he's overcharging you."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"If you aren't fired with enthuiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
"Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free."
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
"They say hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the risk?"
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."