Quotes on Travel
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
"People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded."
"Why is it that the first driver to see the light turn green is in the car behind you?"
"Nothing improves your driving like being followed by a police car."
"Jaywalking can leave you with that run down feeling."
"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards."
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."