Quotes on Sports

Yogi Berra

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

Erma Bombeck

"The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again."

"I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill."

George Bernard Shaw

"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity."

Mark Twain

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

Jeb Weisman

"After you graduate from breaking boards to breaking bricks, clay pots, and cinder blocks... don't."