Quotes on Objects

George M., III Badger

"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."

Russell Baker

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."

"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."

P.J. O'Rourke

"Never fight an inanimate object."