Quotes on Religion
Arab saying "Believe in God, but tie your camel."
George Gallup "I could prove God statistically."
Indian proverb "Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
Irv Kupcinet "What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
Emo Philips "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Voltaire "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
Elie Wiesel "God created man because he loves stories."
Oscar Wilde "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
Steven Wright "Black holes are where God divided by zero."