Quotes on Objects
George M., III Badger "If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
Russell Baker "Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."
  "The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
Hermit "Never trust a dollar store bag."
P.J. O'Rourke "Never fight an inanimate object."