Quotes on Music
Woody Allen "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
Sir Thomas Beecham "Brass bands are all very well in thier place - outdoors and several miles away."
  "A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it."
Kim Hubbard "Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."
Groucho Marx "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
Friedrich W. Nietzsche "Only sick music makes money today."
Bill Nye "Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
Elvis Presley "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
Dan Rather "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."
Jimmy Smith (Barber,Apollo Beach FL) "The Beatles ruined the World."
Oscar Wilde "Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays."