Quotes on Misc
Anonymous "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
Sam Ewing "The best way to get a landlord to paint an apartment is to move out."
  "A long answer can evade a short question."
Mark Twain "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Steven Wright "I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches around the world. Maybe you've seen it."
  "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."