Quotes on Bloopers
George W. Bush, Jr. "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
  "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
  "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
  "Reading is the basics for all learning."
  "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
  "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe_I believe what I believe is right."
  "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
  "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people"
  "It'll take time to restore chaos and order."
  "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unnacceptable and we're going to do something about it."
  "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
Dan Quayle "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change."
  "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
  "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
  "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
  "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
  "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
  "One word sums up probably the responsibilty of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
  "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
  "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
  "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."