Weather AftcastsMagog/Eastern Townships
The Magog, Quebec/Eastern Townships
Yesterday's weather today. Today's weather tomorrow.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
"But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand."
Jerome K. Jerome
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
"The storm starts, when the drops start dropping When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping."
"There is no weather in malls."
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather
and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."